Tales From the Ghetto » Donks and Other Ghetto Rides

Best Hummer Ever.

Sig — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 00:49:07 +0000

Vinyl roof = Instant class.

Sig — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 18:23:11 +0000

It’s like the golden rule.

Donk O’ The Day

Sig — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:24:55 +0000

Needs more chrome.

Sig — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 01:21:45 +0000

Kinda shitty screen grab, sorry.

Sig — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 03:00:18 +0000

Had to break out the MinoHD, turn it on, and start filming, all while driving.

Old ass late 80’s S10 pickup on ~22″ chrome pepboys wheels.

I stopped at a gas station for smokes the other night.

Sig — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 09:28:06 +0000

And the lovely Cecily was snapping pics of this car with my phone for this site. Great success!

Classy.

Sig — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 17:06:02 +0000

Casualties from this weekend’s winter storm, there appears to be a crackhead living in my junkyard.

Sig — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 16:56:28 +0000

Every time it snows I basically wait for the calls to let me know one of the fleet cars has been crashed into something in a spectacular fashion. Last weekend was no different.

Our first victim, previously a Pontiac Grand Prix was rear ended by a school bus, which knocked it into another school bus. Kinda cool.

The other one was a Hyundai Elantra that someone drove into a pole at what appears to be a decent speed.

Goodnight sweet princes.

While I was back there to check out the damage to the cars, I noticed something kinda odd, so I shot a quick vid.

Yep. It would appear as if someone, presumably a crackhead, decide to camp in my junkyard, going so far as to build a fire for warmth. Awesome.