Tales From the Ghetto

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Had to break out the MinoHD, turn it on, and start filming, all while driving.
Old ass late 80’s S10 pickup on ~22″ chrome pepboys wheels.

And the lovely Cecily was snapping pics of this car with my phone for this site. Great success!

If you rent a car, then don’t pay for it, make sure they don’t have GPS with starter interrupt, or you may find yourself pushing your new appliances home on a dolly.

While you would assume he’s a vagrant of some kind, he’s actually one of my talented customer service representatives, a rental agent.

Talents include the ability to render a car totally inoperable while “fixing it” and using starting fluid as a defensive weapon against transients and crackheads.

Every time it snows I basically wait for the calls to let me know one of the fleet cars has been crashed into something in a spectacular fashion. Last weekend was no different.
Our first victim, previously a Pontiac Grand Prix was rear ended by a school bus, which knocked it into another school bus. [...]

He’s one of the crackheads that can always be found somewhere in the general downtown Memphis area. He has a limp that gets worse if a group of tourists are around.
He’s actually pretty cool for a crackhead, and will do stuff like clean up tourist puke in bathrooms for a couple of bucks, as [...]